December 7, 2005
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Mice and Men
I have a plan to go back to school. It works like this: take Cal C and Linear Algebra in the spring Calhoon summer/fall to transfer in GREs and then whittle away on the CS/MA degree…of course, that doesn’t work because I don’t’ have the money for school and there isn’t enough time to get Fin Aid reinstated. So…
Went to Ol’ Hiedieburg in an attempt to get a job…apparently they don’t have as many positions as they said they had…need to go back to Office Max and see what they say about PDS…
Going home this weekend so I can spend $400 on getting the brakes worked on…possible additional problems related…repeat mantra about car.
Just when I thought I had a plan…now I’m stuck doing what I said I never would do again…perhaps it’s time to take a leap of faith and go to LA. But that won’t work either. Looks like the only thing that I could do at this point is join some branch of the service…
Suddenly, I hate my life…AGAIN
Comments (5)
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin’ pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car’s a big piece of shit
‘Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt’s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It’s a piece of shit)
I can’t see through the windshield
‘Cause it’s got a big fucking’ crack
And the interior smells real bad
‘Cause my friend puked in the back
(It’s a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He’s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin’ pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
It’s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin’ brakes
I’m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear “Hey, watch it asshole”
(You fuckin’ piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin’ pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You’re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I’m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin’ stalls
And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin’ tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I’m a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car…)
Wow.
Someone hates their car. Let me guess! It’s a piece of . . .
Anyways, yes and no – maybe.
That’s my answer.
To everything.
I admire your decisiveness. You’ll go far in life.
Your comments are getting weirder and weirder
no my friend, there are other options. why is there not time to get financial aid reinstated?
but, even if there’s not. there’s this thing called trusting God with every ounce of your being. listening, and heeding His voice. and at the same time, work towards what you feel is His best for you (if it’s college, work really hard on fin. aid, if it’s the service, then go talk to people, etc., if it’s LA, then work on whatever you need to do to do that). he’ll make it completely obvious to you if you are doing the wrong thing.
don’t hate your life. life is not long enough to hate even a day of it.