March 24, 2006

• This one’s for Howton

  Same ole’ same ole’. Too much to say, to little time to say it in.

  I thought about doing a lyrical update the other day…yannow…some mood swing stuff. Speaking of which, I’ve seen this idea called “Soundtrack of your life”. It’s where you take memeorable moments in your life and pick the music that would play if there were a movie made of your life. I’ve seen a friend of a friend do this…again a friend of mine also did this.

  I do apologize for being too lethargic to update. I have been spending my evenings when I get off early drinking sour apple Smirnoff, puffing on Camacho Monarcas and watching movies from my personal collection. Suffice it to say that it makes for “the good life“. In fact, I am currently enjoying a Monarca right now as I type this. Bought a box. Thinking about changing to the Churchill. We’ll see.

  So…news. Uh…I haven’t washed dishes in months. El famila is pretending like they don’t know about the Pimpmobile. I thought I pissed you off. But you left me a comment. I feel loved. You say you occasionaly monitor this site. That’s encouraging. I hope you find the small service(s)? I perform encouraging as well. As for you, well, I’d like to get to know ya. And as for you, well, it’s been nice getting to know you and I hope that everything works out. As for you, my offer still stands. Be all of that as it may, I dare say that it is time to move on. Kudos to Slandingo for showing me what life’s all about.

  I scheduled an appointment with a dentist I know…will take care of that that same day that I go to that pimple on God’s ass, Juanita. He he he. I think my wisdom teeth are finally coming in. Bet they gotta get cut out. I can’t chew without bitting my cheeks. But that costs money that I don’t have and that el famila won’t surrender. I should get braces despite my utter hatred for them. Need straight, clean teeth.

  Got an interesting wake up call the other day. I had posted my resume on the Alabama Job website (the official site of the State). Some temp agency has a two week, thirty-two hour a week position that pays $12/hr for A+ stuff. Could possibly lead to a programming position. We’ll see how that goes. Start March 30. Speaking of calls, I was harassed all last week by someone who claimed that I gave her my number at work. She kept wanting to meet and have sex. Turns out it was a 14 year old masquerading as a 23 year old. Bitch.

  Almost moved a week or so ago. The apartment we looked at was excellent. But Reggie was draggin’ his ass. So they gave it away (it was the only 2 bedroom, 2 bath that they had). Orignally it rented out for $1300/mo…they were going to give it to us for $650/mo. Said they had townhouses in that price range. We’ll see if they call back tomorrow. Must get out of ghetto.

  One of my A/V buddies called my from Hollywood today. He shook hands with Ron Howard. I told him had that been me, I’d started talking shop and had a job by the time that it was all said and done with. Yannow…pull a Spendburg. Speaking of such things, one of my other A/V buddies has just about completed a film noir script. As soon as the first draft is ready along with a DVD of clips to illustrate the tone, feel, and style of production, we have an artist standing by to draw the storyboards. I think that this production will be a lot of fun.

  On the whole being in LA thing…I’ve come to a conclusion: I think that I will try to sneek out to MO and visit this guy in May. Definitely going to Miami in August. Sounds like I have a place to stay rent free when I do go, but I’m going to spend two consecutive days at the Fontaine Bleau. But I’m confused. Is it Door Number One or is it Door Number 2. Also, I want to plan a trip to Hollywood, CA before the year is out…it might have to wait until after the first of the year though if I’m planning those trips…something tells me it’s gonna be hectic trying to get out there during the holidays. Then I’m gonna pull a Spendburg.

  Other than that, my life has been dull. No girlfriend. No one to hold close at night. I’ve been babbling about writing a script or two, but have made little progress. Lethargy is a disease. I never have energy anymore unless I have an Amp. But I think they are loosing their effect on me. I just want to be a successful director/programmer with a nice house, car and wife already.

  So, are there any questions, or are we all satisfied?

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