April 18, 2006
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El Familia es del Infierno.
I have tried everything. But to no avail. I return to the previously made statement: I have no family.
I called the house on Tuesday April 4th. It was agreed that El Famila minus Pumblechook would arrive for an evening of festivities on Monday the 10th. I was instructed to call on Friday the 7th to remind them to not double book. El Madre became ill on Wednesday the 5th. On Friday it was decided that it was still green light for the 10th.
Talked to El Famila three times on the morning of the 10th. Reggie and I spent all morning cleaning the apartment in anticipation for their arrival. Circa 1530, I received a phone call that they would not be coming because they were “too tired.” The claim was that they could make it out on the 17th.
Now then, remember in my last entry that I told you I had a few surprises up my sleeve? Here’s one of them: I spent $61 sending Easter lilies. (Neither Hallmark nor Google have a picture that you can view of them. Bastards.) Now granted, they were sent anonymously, but the text in the card was from Easter Song. After asking around the church, they would have put two and two together.
Well guess what? Here it is Tuesday and I still haven’t gotten a call from them. Not even to make an excuse for yesterday. I will state the question again clearly and concisely: where’s the love?
Tyler Durden says:
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Comments (42)
I’m sorry you’re living without unconditional love from your folks.
That being said, after spending so much time and effort trying to push them from your life, it make take a rather sizeable investment of your time and energy to undo the damage.
Think on this.
I shall ponder…after fuming.
Fume first; ponder later.
Tyler Durden… familiar… familiar…….. …….. the guy from fight club! … Right?
Sorry about the fam. At least you are making the efforts….:-/
“Dying is easy. It’s living that scares me to death.” –Annie Lennox
and after considering that absolutely horrendous thought that God may not have wanted you… you must throw it out. why? because there is no truth to it at all. you can make it sound right if you want to, but in reality you’re doing yourself a diservice.
yes, i realize that it is a quote from a movie, not a great theological statement. i also realize how much your life revolves around movies.
and. fyi. i abhor your last post.
I love use of the word ‘abhor.’
Howton,
Take zynverwex seriously…I mean that.
Who?
the girl who used the word abhor. Do not mess with her. You have been warned.
Oooh, warned!
P.S.: La Familia, not El Familia
You post a grotesquely large icon of obscenity, I applaud vocabulary, and you’re threatening me? Dude, you can’t deflect the fact that this poster regards your last post with extreme repugnance and loathing on me. That’s all you man! Congratulations.
Tony: I am well aware of my gramatical error. Thanx for playing.
Eric: You wern’t applauding my vorcabulary, you were applauding zynverwex’s. If you are offended by a white bunny on a black background…well hell, what can I say? I feel no remorse for mya actions. As posted on zynverwex’s site:
I wasn’t making fun of the holiday when I posed the bunny. That was a pictorial comment about my family. It also was the exact opposite of the happy, warm fuzzy thought of the Easter Bunny.
capice?
Did you even read my comment before responding to it? Was I that unclear? I’ll try again:
1.) You post a large picture of the Playboy bunny on Easter.
2.) Easter historically associates itself with bunnies. You deny any holiday implications.
3.) During your next post, a user posts that she abhors your last post.
4.) I assume she meant your large Playboy bunny pic, as you posted nothing else.
5.) I love use of the word, “abhor” and mention it.
6.) You threaten me for it.
7.) I make mention of you being the agressor because it was your picture she abhored, and italicized the definition of abhor in my post.
8.) You blabber horseshit which makes no sense.
I’m beginning to believe you’d manage to fsck up threaded comments were they available on your site.
Any questions?
I denied that the main reason for posting the bunny was the holiday. I never said there wern’t holiday implications. In fact, I said the oppisite:It also was the exact opposite of the happy, warm fuzzy thought of the Easter Bunny.
The reason I “threatened” you about the word abhor was I thought you were making fun of her and calling her a whore. No, I have not confused the meaning of the words. I merly saw what I thought to be a play on words that you were trying…and I wanted to let you know that our dear friend was not one to be trifled with unlike so many of those in the past.
I must say, #8 made my day. And d00d, I fuck up wet dreams, so what are you bellaching about threads for. btw, I think you are right. Xanga needs threads.
A whore? Are you retarded?
and. fyi. i abhor your last post.
I abhor unsolicited comments that push one’s ill-founded, puritanical views upon people who so obviously care nothing for what they abhor.
God made the human form. The devil made you ashamed of it. Deny the devil by embracing the beauty of God’s work.
That’s a nice way of putting it, Tony. However, I caution you as I have Howton: leave the pretty, innocent girl alone.
maybe I am retarded
I can’t find the words to express how unconcerned I am with your warnings.
Still, I haven’t done anything to molest the sensibilies of the ‘pretty innocent’ girl. She vomited out an unsolicited opinion and I did the same.
we seem to be at an impass. We both think my actions (minus the empty warnings) are justified and actually show a taste in art.
nevertheless…
oh fuck it! drivel, drivel drivel.
your turn.
Hahaha, so that was the most entertaining comment I have recieved in quite some time. Thanks! I think it actually made my piece of shit day! Now, when I go to work in thirty sad minutes I will be at full strength to argue, bicker and tell my boss that she’s wrong and I’m right instead of submissively withdrawing from battle.
that’s the style, Lou!
Answer to question: None.
your turn.
My turn what? Why were you so vehementaly threating your posters with unseen harm if only to give up so easily?
d00d! I’m just trying to protect her from the same shit that I had to protect Amy from.
And for similar reasons, I expect. Your whole ‘knight in shining armor’ bit is getting a bit predictable. Perhaps you should just come out and admit that you jump to the rescue of these ‘pretty, innocent girls’ so as to not endager any minute chance you may or may not have at getting into their ‘pretty, innocent panties’
It’s all libido.
I have no libido because I have no expectations of fulfillment. Therefore, all I am doing is warding off the bad sprits…I am a eunuch keeping watch over the harem against sexual predators like you.
If you’re a eunuch, its only because you’ve been metaphorically castrated by the very creatures you strive to ‘protect’. The ones who would just as soon spit on you as return the favor. You’re in a wretched cycle of attraction to these very young, prude, holier than thou high teens that always ends with you having your illusions shattered. The bad spirits seek only to help open your eyes.
Sexual predator? Give me a break. I am a preditor. I prey on ignorance and faith-based falacy. I prey on those sirens that confuse my friends who, caught up in a complex dance of hormones, say amazingly dumb things in public.
Sexual predator? That’s quite an insult. You sir, are an ass.
I’m an ass? what else is new?
You make a good point. Be that as it may, it wouldn’t matter if I were fooling around with the holier-then-thou teens or some bar chick: the result is still the same. But there is gratitude for the bad spirits’ willingness to enlighten.
I know what you prey on and it is fun to watch you work. Your thought reminded me of a quotation: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. Alas, I have yet to dance.
I will lower the Amber alert from sexual predator to blog predator with sexual overtones.
t wouldn’t matter if I were fooling around with the holier-then-thou teens or some bar chick: the result is still the same.
Almost, but not quite. You see, at least with the bar chick, you can easily see her motivations, for she does not hide behind a pious shield of chastity and virtue. I think its far better to be shot down by someone who doesn’t hide their reasons.
The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
It works either way, really.
I will lower the Amber alert from sexual predator to blog predator with sexual overtones.
This is the wittiest thing I’ve ever seen you say.
all you’ll get out of me is a grunt. Not a full point.
I had the same thoughts. However, the idea is that you get the stranger to return again and again and again. Have you ever heard of the term “fuck buddy”?
thanx for the compliment.
all you’ll get out of me is a grunt. Not a full point.
Come now, don’t deny me what I’ve earned.
Have you ever heard of the term “fuck buddy”?
Heard of and partaken in several such relationships. How about you?
thanx for the compliment.
Don’t look for it to become a habit.
issue #1: there isn’t that push-over-the-top-of-the-hill ummmmmph! that is needed to award the point, partly because this was understood in your earlier comments.
what do you think?
i shall endeavor to be whitty every time I post in order to earn the prestigious award of hearing you say, “well done.”
what do you think?
I was merely commenting on the fact that you so casually threw out the term as if you know something of the ways of the world that I don’t.
i shall endeavor to be whitty every time I post in order to earn the prestigious award of hearing you say, “well done.”
You don’t get props for sarcasm alone.
oh. and. I wasn’t being sarcastic. I was just making a statement.
I award you one ePoop for your wit. I was quite impressed.
yes! I have an ePoop!
Uhm thanks… Hope you and the family get things worked out.
><> Jody
Oh, was I supposed to explain my name? http://www.TeenPact.com should help you – I’ve been a student and staffed the program. And I’m a girl, hence the “chick” part.
And you found my site how? (It always amazes me how everyone is connected…)
><> Jody
Thank you for subbing.
I appreciate all of your comments
That poem was about..rape, bluntly put.