June 15, 2006
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Greetings from…

Greetings, friends, conversationalists, thrill-seekers and music lovers all across the fruited plains. This is the one and only blog you need read to understand the blogging phenomena. A blog that meets and surpasses readership expectations ever time I decide to update. The definitive place to go where there’s never a dull moment, even when I don’t post.
Okay, okay. I admit, that was just a means to set up the tone, the style of this post. Very light-hearted and fun-filled, yet serious all at the same time. This post comes direct to you from the UAH campus. It’s 0200 and I’m sitting under a tree, across from a street lamp hand-writing this post which I will transcribe for you in mere moments.
I gotta tell ya, cigars have never tasted so good. What I smoke is a little rough on the pallet and hangs in the air. In fact, you can still smell them several days after having smoked one in my apartment. They’re good. I was afraid that the box I bought was going dry on me ’cause it’s not very humid in my apartment. In fact, the last three or four that I’ve had have been super dry. Maybe it was what I was drinking with them. But ths one’s good. It makes you feel like a man. I need to buy another box. There’s only one left. Alas, I’m sticken with that ancient Chinease disease: Fundsalow.
MIA
Now I know several of you probably think that I’ve been MIA (that’s Missing In Action for those of you in Juanita) for the past week. Look it, I’ve been caught up with “the business of living”. Speaking of being MIA, Emo Girl has been strangely silent for about a month now. In fact, Howton was telling me the other day the he missed her comments on my site. I do too. So let’s all show our support and leave her a “thinking of you” comment. (NOTE: No sooner do I write this then she posts.)Okay, so the “business of living” quote was merely an excuse for me to put a plug in for Freedomland. I can’t recommend the film enough. It’s engaging. Great filmmaking. A story well told. I was shocked to find out that it’s only getting a 4.x on IMDB. (Latest number is 4.6) But if there’s one thing that this audience knows, it’s that I have taste in film. Speaking of films, I just finished From Hell for the second time and I must say that the second viewing is much better than the first, despite knowing the twist. I wonder if subsequent viewings will be as good.
But no, the reason that I’ve been gone for a week is due to the fact that I’ve had some personal issues I’ve been dealing with. Now is not the time or place to get into it, but I do wish to publicly thank those of you who’ve been supportive of me during this time. Due to the nature of what happened, I can’t name any names, but you know who you are and I’m grateful to you for your support. It’s unfortunate that I can’t thank each and every one of you personally here, but like I say, I greatly appreciate the support.
Optimisim
I do have to say though, that due to the way things turned out, it’s been a positive experience all around and as such, my spirits have been lifted. Perhaps Howton won’t get overly excited when he notices that my posts are becoming more optimistic. In fact, I’ll tell you just how optimistic I am: I’ve wanted to not just clean, but organize the place and gear up for duh duh dut, duh duh dut, duh duh dut dut da, school in the fall. More on that in just a moment. I want to finally (after being in this apartment two years) get all my books on bookshelves and open the floor up. I want to start an aquarium, but to do what I want, costs could be as high as $1200 and that’s assuming I can get the fish I without having to pay an arm and a leg. I want to get the bed outta here since I bought a futon about two months ago—yannow, it seems these days that everything happened two months ago.I need some bookcases. Both need to be dark wood. Needed dimensions are 42″ x 42″ for the one and the other 5′ x 3′. If you know of any some such for around $20 a piece, let me know. You get extra points if they’re so-called lawyer’s bookcases. I went thrifting for such animals the other day and from the looks that people were giving me, you’d thought I was asking them for plot on the moon. Apparently, bookcases are hard to come buy these days.
The bed has a Sealy Posturepedic mattress with a bunky board. The frame is a cream varnish on some hardwood. I have to tell you, the mattress is geared towards people who sleep on their back. Great back support, but it’s horrible for those of us who sleep on our sides.
School
Well, it’s semi-official: I’m officially unofficially going to school in the fall. That is to say that I found classes to take besides the 500 level stuff and I filed for Fin Aid as well as turned in my appeal letter. So if the money gets to the school without a hitch, I’m going. But if not…just waiting on the award letter to see how much money I can get so I can budget the semester. Currently slated, the semester will be 13 hours and will be the following classes: Cal C, Digital Logic, OOP via C++, and Unix. I’ve signed up for tutors for Cal C and Digital Logic. Since I’ve seen all of the material before, this should be a perfect (read all “A’s”) semester. Of course, I need to brush the dust off my mad Calculus skilz. And I haven’t coded in a while, so I might should run back through the basics.I want to write for the paper again if I go back. Supposedly, there some contention concerning the incoming Editor-in-Chief and as of last report, there may not be a paper this year. Also, I need to track down what’s what on the Arete.
Life
Here’s kinda the way I envision life going: if I get those commercials written by the end of this week and pass them off to my storyboard artist, and should we actually get to shoot them and they get aired, thereby getting referrals, Blue Portal just might get off the ground. Otherwise, come October, when it comes time to renew the license, I will just let it drop. Of course, Sidewalk is September 22-24 and I don’t intend to miss it this year.Regardless of what happens with Blue Portal, class in the fall whilst working full time. This is doable and it will be interesting to see how this works/feels compared to past semesters. But if things are on the up and up, I’ll continue to plug away at the degree until I either finish it, get a job offer with it, or film works out. When I finish the degree, I hope to go straight to a master’s, having some company pay for it all. Mu ha ha ha ha!
I might play the parties per Beth’s instructions, but that remains to be seen. Regardless, get the degree/decent job, find someone to settle down with and be happy paying off student loans. The idea is that I can use the CS/MA degree to get into film i.e. use it as a platform. But I don’t think I’ll find myself in a serious relationship until I’m established with the start of a so-called career. Of course, that means that the holiday season is going to suck this year.
Filmmaking/Talk Radio
Of course, both of these have been dreams from the get-go, not to mention finding someone to settle down with on a decent estate. I think in other posts I’ve beaten the filmmaking horse to death, so I’ll rehash the talk radio gig: buy an EV RE-20 with appropriate boom and a four channel mixer. From here, I can either Shoutcast, Podcast, or both. Of course, if I Shoutcast, I want to run my own server, which is the other piece of news:SysAdmin
I need a Linux box. Recommends for distros with justification would be greatly appreciated. I’m looking at doing a $600 P4 deal, so it’d need to be x86. I’ll probably go with Red Hat/Fedora simply because that’s what UAH runs, but the feedback I’ve gotten on it leaves much to be desired. Oh the horrors! Of course, I need a router so I can hook up to the Windoze b0x3n. I’ll probably run a KVM solution for I/O. Of course, if you still want to send that Solaris b0x3n this way, Howton my address is…Finding the Sites
The post title is a reference to this section. I’m thinking of taking off to a super-secret location much like I did last week and reporting on it in much the same fashion. In fact, I think I’m gonna try and do that every week between now and school. That way, when it comes time to wow the girlfriend, I’ll have the spots all picked out and look like the expert that my Dad was on this topic. Of course, you’re more then welcome to guess where it is. HINT: It is an in-State, two hour drive and I have never been there. It is in the north-east region of the State.2 week old News
I’ve been so outta the loop, that I’m just now getting around to the news of June 1. Here are the highlights in no particular order:- June 1 was the first day of the hurricane season. Ironically enough, it was also the inauguration of Ray “School Bus” Nagin. The pull quote?
But the central message of Nagin’s speech, perhaps not surprisingly, was not to be found in the prepared text. Rather, it came in a lengthy ad lib, in which the mayor delivered a characteristically plainspoken riff on President Kennedy’s legendary “ask not” speech, urging New Orleanians to “get off your duffs” and play an active role in the city’s recovery instead of waiting for help from the outside world.
“This is not on President Bush,” Nagin said. “It’s not on Kathleen Blanco. It’s not on Ray Nagin. It’s on you.”
- Hillary promised to deliver 200,000 new jobs, but New York had a net loss of 112,000. story
- Scientists try to cover up a huge oil find in arctic story
- Allegedly, because the INS refuses to release rules on spousal visa, it has become more difficult, if not impossible for Americans to get their significant others into the country legally, despite illegal Mexicans flowing across the border daily. info story audio
For skinnyminnygrl

Last minute thoughts
Anyone have ideas for my links? I don’t like the underline thing. I thought about just killing the line and letting them stand as regular text, but then you don’t know that it’s there.
Suggestions?I wonder if there is a study comparing Google users to other search engine users that would be similar to the one that Howton found comparing Xanga users to Live Journal users.
You should read the book that I am reading. This is the first Nero Wolfe book I’ve read. The min-series was great.
- June 1 was the first day of the hurricane season. Ironically enough, it was also the inauguration of Ray “School Bus” Nagin. The pull quote?
Comments (16)
I’m so proud of you! You sound very happy. I’m glad. It feels good to sort of have a plan of action doesn’t it? Working and going to school at the same time isn’t the easiest thing to do, but I think you will do outstanding. I have a lot of respect for people who do it. How about for your links, you don’t underline them, but make them a different color?
I’m so proud of you!
Thank you
It feels good to sort of have a plan of action doesn’t it?
It feels better when said plan is executed.
Working and going to school at the same time isn’t the easiest thing to do, but I think you will do outstanding.
Thanx for the support. You rock harder.
How about for your links, you don’t underline them, but make them a different color?
I thought about the differnet color idea, but that would mess up the color scheme…unless I went black maybe.
Greetings from…
Excellent opening statement! It made me exciting – salivating even; well done, sir. I use an empty 35mm film canister stuffed with a tightly wrapped paper towel soaked in distilled water in my non-humidor cigar boxes for storage. Works like a champ.
MIA
Mostly I mocked you and poked fun at you during your sabbatical. I’ll assume you’re talking to everyone except me. I’m strangly comfortable with that.
Optimisim
I always enjoy your more optimistic posts! I hate to hear you whine like a little girl, bitch. I had no idea you were living in such conditions. No wonder your life sucks! A little organizing and cleaning can go a long way! I’m sure your spirits will be lifted higher than you can imagine…
Now, a little advice. Probably the LAST THING YOU NEED right now, is two-fold. You do NOT need an initial $1200 expense (fishtank) Fundsalow, You ain’t got it, and it’s going to stress you out to get it, plus you’re forgetting the monthly upkeep cost – don’t be an idiot, don’t get a fishtank. AND…I can’t imagine what cycles you think you’re going to have to 1.) Enjoy and 2.) CLEAN AND CARE FOR these fish. What crazy, mushroom-munching haze are you living in that you think you’ll actually be able to find the time to do what is required here? You know how you always wish, that with no effort on your part whatsoever (you lazy bastard) that someone would just show up and fix your life and make it easier for you? Well guess what pal? That’s me and I can. In fact, I just did. DO NOT buy a fishtank. Period. No questions. You know all that shit about, You told me a couple of months ago and I knew you were right but I didn’t listen? Yeah, don’t pull that shit with me this time if you want to actually be happy for a few months while you make this transisition to your new schedule. Instead – go buy some bookcases.
School
Semi-congratulations! I wish you semi-good luck on your semi-new prospects. I think you’ve got a semi-good idea about semi-hitting the books just prior to starting your first semi-day.
Life
Don’t hinge your future on any one of these items. Diversify.
Filmmaking/Talk Radio
SHOUTcast rules.
SysAdmin
I missed why you need a linux box.
Seeing how Tony has the SPARCstation-10 stacked in his garage, and given his propensity for non-activity and/or general malaise for anything requiring effort, I am sorry to say sir, that that ships, has undoubtedly sailed.
Finding the Sites
Guess where I am?
2 week old News
Just because you’ve been out of the loop for two-weeks, don’t go posting old crap for us to re-read.
Last minute thoughts
Replace all links with IMG tags. It’s fun and everyone is doing it.
For advise and comments, see above – i coiuldn’t top it if i had the energy – And what did i miss? – ida been there for you — but i’m lame – seeing as you’re temporarily not needing your crutches – send’em over…
Oh – here – no reason you shouldn’t have an aquarium
He’s already got a retarded blue duck he named ‘eric.’ Let’s try not to clutter his already overbearing page too much!
I am so flattered! Definitely no beard..you look eerily like one of the members (Steve) of a threesome in a Bravo movie I saw this weekend. Three of Hearts. Interesting documentary of 2 bisexual men and one women who lived together for 13 years. With regards to your tank, we have just started one, I don’t recommend it. It is not worth the heartache of coming home and finding your puffer dead because some jerk-off in your complex blew a fuse and killed your tank’s heater.
event rates are reasonable… what did you have in mind?
oh, i was wondering what ehowton meant about the blue duck named eric. now i see.
“A little organizing and cleaning can go a long way!” he’s right. you’ll FEEL happier if things are organized. clutter (whether people realize it or not) adds irritation to your everyday.
wheres my icon?
Also..are good looks requisite for teaching? I can’t recall any good looking ones in my past.
Weeeell beat me into batter an’ wrap me ’round a corndog!
Neither.
Used to be the second (taking care of my eight younger bro/sisters) but now they’re across the country in WA while I’m in SC. I’m a nanny for three kids, two parents, one adoptee from the neighborhood, and one cat.
I’m actually a Texan….nd I became a nanny after getting irritated at college bc I felt I was (not that education is a waste) wasting my life in a place where nobody was particularly intelligent or motivated to do anything except be self-focused and waste their lives. Nannying was a good option bc A, it’s what I do best; B, it’s a great way to be financially irresponsible (don’t have to pay rent/utilities/buy your own food/provide your own car) and C, it’s a great way to go places you haven’t been and experience other regions of the US. I’ve nannied in Colorado, Wisconsin, and the family I’m with now I’ve been with for a year and a half – we just moved from upstate Jersey to South Carolina (north South Carolina – boss lady works in Charlotte NC) two weeks ago.
I can’t remember what else you asked, and this has become a book about my life. My apologies.
Yeah, us ignorant Texans aren’t even motivated to go to skool. By being a nanny, you showed them! I want to be a nanny when I grow up too.
Tom…you need to post.
What she said.