July 14, 2006
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The Story of how Howton and I Met
Professor Tom
So-and-so is wanting to know how we became friends. I’m kinda wonderin’ that one myself.
ehowton
You and I?
Professor Tom
Yeah. I mean I know we met on The Score Station (TSS), but what made us click?
ehowton
lol – outta boredom and our love of scores and our odd hours mostly – wouldn’t you say?
Professor Tom
I remember that day! You were sitting there by yourself, and I was all like–well, nervous walking up to you with the flowers, but I said, “I’m bored. Will you be my friend.” That was like at oh-dark-thirty.
ehowton
Yeah, good times. You just never know, do you?
Professor Tom
nope
ehowton
w0rd
Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
Its not that I don't care
I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
If I were gay
I would give soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole...being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So wont you stop cupping my...pants
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... your ... drawers
Comments (24)
That’s the sweetest thing any male has ever said to me.
Hey there:
Kinda weird poem, don’t cha think? Guess it’s a whatever.
As for your question about the Amish: We live in an area where there are some conservative communities but then as you drift closer to the tourism thing, the communities become more liberal. The Amish are freaky. Hubby has worked with them for 14 years. Ask away if you have many more questions, we know more than we want to.
As in all human groups, there are goods ones & there are bad ones . . .
bfl
Well – now the look is complete. My house looks like a dumper and now, sitting here, my screen the back of the stall door….
I can’t stop laughing………..which is good, because I’m not having the best……..year?
Thank you.
Well, that’s interesting..
I think it is you that the cat is scared of. This site just gets stranger by the minute.
C’mon, Mr ProfessorTom; I agree with Joe_Btfsplk, you’re the one who’s scaring kitty.
Apparently friends isn’t good enough …
Cleaner, please.
But I’m glad you guys are friends.
God bless!
Shohna
RYC: I do like the site. I like to see what others are up to and thinking about. I’ve always been the stand-offish girl who just sat and people-watched to see what I could see, and reading xangas is another way for me to do that. The comments people leave are like flashes of inside jokes that others have that I have no idea about. It’s fun to see how the people behind some of these sites relate to each other. I don’t know, I guess I’m just a big nerd…..
RYC:: What end of what bargain?
No, i don’t think we ever talked before. I saw you on some other sights though. The cat is hard to forget.
You’re a jerk. Didn’t your mom ever tell you if you didn’t have something nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all? You’ve left nothing but mean comments on my site for the last few weeks. If you really don’t like me or my site, don’t visit. End of discussion.
Thanks, I totally didn’t make them I found them, hey it works right?
You are really flirtatious, aren’t you?
RYC:”I see you know ehowton. How, pray tell, did you manage to get to know the old bum?”
I don`t know him….In fact , I don`t know you either.:)
Thanks for stopping by my xanga…
a reply is awaiting you in the protected post of mine.
I was up there with my family last summer. We spent a whole day at the Falls. No I’m not a professional photographer, I’m still in school, it’s just one of my hobbies. I have a ton of pictures from there and from other places, I take a lot of pictures of sunsets and weather, they seem to turn out the best.
saw you came to my site…Just thought I would drop by and leave you a comment
Meg
ok, so u arent really gay. i get it.
No, he really is. That’s the point.
Im sorry but I don’t know what “echoed my buddy’s (ehowton) comments” means??? what ever it means glad to here im okay in your book lol
Meg
The application you requested:
The Boyfriend Application (full explanations)
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>What is your definition of love?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Are you the type of person to run away from a problem?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>What are your thoughts on cuddling?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Are you a faithful person?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Have you been around?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Will you be able to except me for me without trying to change me?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Can you offer a shoulder to cry on?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>What are your dreams for your future?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>What type of things are you into?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Do you like to walk in the rain?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Are you emotional?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Can you tell me your thoughts openly and honestly?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Can you handle someone who gets extremely emotional?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Thoughts on marriage?
<LI class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in”>Do you do drugs, drink or anything to that nature? If so what do you do and why do you do it?
Can you stand up to my expectations? Are these questions worth your time?
sorry for my mood yesterday
quiet today?
I left you a comment on your fridge.