That is very true, although as any shootest would know, you don’t shoot to kill you shoot to injure until your sure that they understand you mean business.
Although, also another thing, shoot as the last resort.
Why am I telling you this? You already know… eh anyway whatever.
I’ll talk to you laters
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly insane fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old nuns, four-year-old children, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors.
Pause a moment and take the following test, which will show you why racial profiling is discriminatory and evil:
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: (a) Olga Korbutt (b) Sitting Bull (c) Michael Jackson in the name of NAMBLA (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: (a) Lost Norwegians (b) Elvis (c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: (a) The Village People (b) The King of Sweden (c) The Boy Scouts (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In April 1983, the American Embassy in Beirut was blown up killing 63 people, by: (a) Carl Sagan (b) A beach volleyball team gone bad (c) Apaches (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In October 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up killing 242 soldiers, by: (a) A pizza delivery boy (b) The Backstreet Boys (c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger in a wheelchair was murdered and thrown overboard by: (a) The Smurfs (b) Maxine Waters and a gang of Marxists (c) Jimmy Carter (d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
Hahaha.
Hey Tom!! Cute joke above. Glad to see you’re alive & kicking! Also, belated happy birthday
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Just wanted to give you props for what you said on thetheologianscafe’s site regarding ABC’s ‘Path To 9/11′. Interesting how they put a man on trial and he lies to the entire United States and they still want to proclaim Republicans to be the dirtiest of liars. Great to hear someone with an adult point of view amongst the childish comments. I read the 9/11 Commission Report and I’m looking forward to seeing the movie…that is if ABC doesn’t edit it to death…
The answer to your question about my phone. It has a 1.3 mega pixel camera on board with a really dorky flash. I do like the 25meg card that I can plug right into my laptop to download though. The phone is an LG VX8300. I didn’t trade my old phone in for the camera phone, because of the camera, but it sure is fun using it. It was a pure accident to get an ok camera with it.
I’ve been working an emergency data restore in NY for the past week. What’s your excuse?
where in the world are you
….
Wherefore art thou, stick-boy?
Lol.
And I know I haven’t been around much, but where have YOU been?
I waited until this morning just like you asked. I waited in vain, as it turns out. Please remedy soonest.
When the flame reaches my ass, I promise you sir that I will run the oppisite direction in all haste.
i left u and e-ho a message on my site. check it.
Ma’am – I did indeed visit your site several times yesterday (as may be indicated in your log file) however, your site managed to crash both Firefox and Safari on OSX. It was late, so I didn’t get around to testing with Firefox and IE on Windows XP. I will attempt this sometime today. And really, I’m expecting the error to turn out to be some sort of xanga-microsoft-activex issue (all the things I shun) so no worries.
So you did some diggin around my site, didja?! WELL I HOPE YOU REPLACED THE DIVOTS!! ..or threw them at ninjas or something. Better yet! CHEFS! Show em what they deserve for wearing white all the damn time. They can spice it up in the kitchen, but they can’t spice it up in the wardrobe department?! Seriously.
o_o
the terrorist must have captured Micheal Jackson’s plastic surgeon
i totally believe in the possibility of terrorists taking the form of cats.
don’t worry about the update thing. i wasn’t trying to send you any hints that way. lol have a spiffy rest of the day.
Ya need to update though.
too funny.
ryc: I meant the terrorist poster… but now Ill be checking Dan’s comments to see where your comment is!
RYC: Not a chance. I was impressed by the girl. I never said I was like her.
We should all strive to be more like her.
perhaps.
No fatalities… Thank God… Thank you for the prayers. :]
lmao i randomly came across your site, its a nice laugh that i needed
I thought that kitten looked suspicious! I’ll be on full alert!
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That is HORRIBLE!
http://www.ago.state.ma.us/sp.cfm?pageid=986&id=1708
Ahaha good one. Thanks handsome.
That is very true, although as any shootest would know, you don’t shoot to kill you shoot to injure until your sure that they understand you mean business.
Although, also another thing, shoot as the last resort.
Why am I telling you this? You already know… eh anyway whatever.
I’ll talk to you laters
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly insane fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old nuns, four-year-old children, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors.
Pause a moment and take the following test, which will show you why racial profiling is discriminatory and evil:
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
(a) Olga Korbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Michael Jackson in the name of NAMBLA
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) The Village People
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In April 1983, the American Embassy in Beirut was blown up killing 63 people, by:
(a) Carl Sagan
(b) A beach volleyball team gone bad
(c) Apaches
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In October 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up killing 242 soldiers, by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) The Backstreet Boys
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger in a wheelchair was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Maxine Waters and a gang of Marxists
(c) Jimmy Carter
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
Hahaha.
Hey Tom!! Cute joke above. Glad to see you’re alive & kicking! Also, belated happy birthday
…
;;;
]]]
Just wanted to give you props for what you said on thetheologianscafe’s site regarding ABC’s ‘Path To 9/11′. Interesting how they put a man on trial and he lies to the entire United States and they still want to proclaim Republicans to be the dirtiest of liars. Great to hear someone with an adult point of view amongst the childish comments. I read the 9/11 Commission Report and I’m looking forward to seeing the movie…that is if ABC doesn’t edit it to death…
The answer to your question about my phone. It has a 1.3 mega pixel camera on board with a really dorky flash. I do like the 25meg card that I can plug right into my laptop to download though. The phone is an LG VX8300. I didn’t trade my old phone in for the camera phone, because of the camera, but it sure is fun using it. It was a pure accident to get an ok camera with it.
I’ve been working an emergency data restore in NY for the past week. What’s your excuse?
where in the world are you
….
Wherefore art thou, stick-boy?
Lol.
And I know I haven’t been around much, but where have YOU been?
I waited until this morning just like you asked. I waited in vain, as it turns out. Please remedy soonest.
When the flame reaches my ass, I promise you sir that I will run the oppisite direction in all haste.
i left u and e-ho a message on my site. check it.
Ma’am – I did indeed visit your site several times yesterday (as may be indicated in your log file) however, your site managed to crash both Firefox and Safari on OSX. It was late, so I didn’t get around to testing with Firefox and IE on Windows XP. I will attempt this sometime today. And really, I’m expecting the error to turn out to be some sort of xanga-microsoft-activex issue (all the things I shun) so no worries.
So you did some diggin around my site, didja?! WELL I HOPE YOU REPLACED THE DIVOTS!! ..or threw them at ninjas or something. Better yet! CHEFS! Show em what they deserve for wearing white all the damn time. They can spice it up in the kitchen, but they can’t spice it up in the wardrobe department?! Seriously.
o_o
the terrorist must have captured Micheal Jackson’s plastic surgeon
i totally believe in the possibility of terrorists taking the form of cats.
don’t worry about the update thing. i wasn’t trying to send you any hints that way. lol
have a spiffy rest of the day.
Ya need to update though.
too funny.
ryc: I meant the terrorist poster… but now Ill be checking Dan’s comments to see where your comment is!
RYC: Not a chance. I was impressed by the girl. I never said I was like her.
We should all strive to be more like her.
perhaps.
No fatalities… Thank God… Thank you for the prayers. :]
lmao i randomly came across your site, its a nice laugh that i needed
I thought that kitten looked suspicious! I’ll be on full alert!