You were both loser single guys when he said that, and now he’s married, and you’re not. Why do you suppose that is? Specifically because you didn’t take that quote to heart? Curious. Good luck in getting that fixed.
I still correlate and bemoan said correlation. He had an ex come back into his life. I have barely had flings. Perhpas it is because the price of gas is too high and therefore I cannot afford to pay my other debts. Discuss.
Ok, you have a point about the ex. And yes, love is money. Sad but true.
And since I have no money, I have no love. If we assume that what the analysts tell us is true, the high price of gas is driving up the price of all other goods and services, ergo, the price of ass is directly proportional to the price of gas, ergo high gas prices/price of goods leave me with no money for ass. Discuss.
Wow. Your logic under the given circumstances is infallible. However, that begs the question, when gas was cheap were you getting laid a lot?
no, because I had little income at the time.
Perhaps you should go back to hunting coworkers? Although not entirely successful the first time around, you could learn from past experience and do it right this time?
That would assume that I returned to said place of business “Where the women are strong, the men are good looking and the children are above average.” Besides, I think my inscect bottle is full.
I was talking more of your current job and current coworkers. One can assume that each of them have their own conveyance, and their own income. You’ve just doubled your chances!
There are no female coworkers.
So you’re going to throw that curve-ball huh? Well damn dude. Why don’t you go seek out employment at a firm of women?
Because I value my life and have no desire for “pussy on a pedestal”
Since when?
since I have decided sex is over-rated
Of course.
The poor man often thinks that the lifestyle of the rich man – fancy cars, fine dining, expensive cigars, and fabulous homes – are over-rated.
It helps take the sting off.
My step-son does the same thing. He’ll be fighting with another kid over a toy and we’ll take it away and say ‘fine, neither of you can have it.’ He then proceeds to tell us with all certainty that he didn’t want it anyway. Then again, he’s four.
your point?
the news is l8..
mmmmmmmm…. firm women – go eric
Oh boy…I’m gonna stay out of the discussion going on here
So when are you gonna post about Iran? *twiddles thumbs* I’m really looking forward to it
i believe good sir im missing what is happening…something about a guy being married and you not..that is what i got from the comments.
Who got married?
Tony got married.
So when are you gonna post about Iran?
I was going to last night…
Ah…Dragon Dictation.
If only.
Hehe…you might regret asking me to bug you
Gonna post about Iran soon?
So…um…how ’bout dem Iranians?
WELL… as it seems, you’ll be waiting in line a little bit in order to put the ring on my finger. But for *now* I will settle for a ring pop or… 3 circus-style rings I can use to juggle… you know, something along those lines. In fact, you’d probably get extra kudos for something like that as opposed to some expensive piece of ‘bling’ I’ll end up losing 2 days later anyway. Sound good??
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huh really?? the news?? huh…
You were both loser single guys when he said that, and now he’s married, and you’re not. Why do you suppose that is? Specifically because you didn’t take that quote to heart? Curious. Good luck in getting that fixed.
I still correlate and bemoan said correlation. He had an ex come back into his life. I have barely had flings. Perhpas it is because the price of gas is too high and therefore I cannot afford to pay my other debts. Discuss.
Ok, you have a point about the ex. And yes, love is money. Sad but true.
And since I have no money, I have no love. If we assume that what the analysts tell us is true, the high price of gas is driving up the price of all other goods and services, ergo, the price of ass is directly proportional to the price of gas, ergo high gas prices/price of goods leave me with no money for ass. Discuss.
Wow. Your logic under the given circumstances is infallible. However, that begs the question, when gas was cheap were you getting laid a lot?
no, because I had little income at the time.
Perhaps you should go back to hunting coworkers? Although not entirely successful the first time around, you could learn from past experience and do it right this time?
That would assume that I returned to said place of business “Where the women are strong, the men are good looking and the children are above average.” Besides, I think my inscect bottle is full.
I was talking more of your current job and current coworkers. One can assume that each of them have their own conveyance, and their own income. You’ve just doubled your chances!
There are no female coworkers.
So you’re going to throw that curve-ball huh? Well damn dude. Why don’t you go seek out employment at a firm of women?
Because I value my life and have no desire for “pussy on a pedestal”
Since when?
since I have decided sex is over-rated
Of course.
The poor man often thinks that the lifestyle of the rich man – fancy cars, fine dining, expensive cigars, and fabulous homes – are over-rated.
It helps take the sting off.
My step-son does the same thing. He’ll be fighting with another kid over a toy and we’ll take it away and say ‘fine, neither of you can have it.’ He then proceeds to tell us with all certainty that he didn’t want it anyway. Then again, he’s four.
your point?
the news is l8..
mmmmmmmm…. firm women – go eric
Oh boy…I’m gonna stay out of the discussion going on here
So when are you gonna post about Iran? *twiddles thumbs* I’m really looking forward to it
i believe good sir im missing what is happening…something about a guy being married and you not..that is what i got from the comments.
Who got married?
Tony got married.
So when are you gonna post about Iran?
I was going to last night…
Ah…Dragon Dictation.
If only.
Hehe…you might regret asking me to bug you
Gonna post about Iran soon?
So…um…how ’bout dem Iranians?
WELL… as it seems, you’ll be waiting in line a little bit in order to put the ring on my finger. But for *now* I will settle for a ring pop or… 3 circus-style rings I can use to juggle… you know, something along those lines. In fact, you’d probably get extra kudos for something like that as opposed to some expensive piece of ‘bling’ I’ll end up losing 2 days later anyway. Sound good??
mann….correlation how i despise the word.