July 7, 2008
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Howton has an Orgy!
I was going to make a post tonight entitled, “Gettin’ Fucked”, but through a breathtaking turn of events, something that said would never happen has happened: I’ve been banned from his site!
For those of you who would like to join in the impending orgy, please point your browsers to http://ehowton.livejournal.com/205988.html and leave a comment cheering the old boy on! Anonymous commenting is allowed at the time of this writing and no doubt would be encouraged.
Please join the orgy now before it’s too late!
P.S. in response to this comment:
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melancthe: I am a goddess of humbleness. Mere mortals bow before my self-effacing nature. The streets are strewn with the bodies of men despairing over my discretion.I say, “Go fuck yourself, you lying sack of shit.”
Comments (7)
Why did he ban you…?
@mahz -
He begged me to. I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this yet, but he’s not *entirely* stable.
@ehowton -
I am very stable and I was the only one who held a constant position yesterday.
@ProfessorTom -
Indeed. However, being ‘consistently’ retarded is not *really* a ‘position.’
@mahz -
@ehowton -
mahz,
Lest you get confused in ehowton’s attempt to re-write history, this is what really happened.
hmmm….
naughty, naughty