February 19, 2009
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IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying
IronChef Foicite: “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there’s more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”
Comments (12)
Tee hee hee…
@lizheartshakespeare – I’m going to buy you a potato.
@ProfessorTom - noooooo!!!!!! *sits in corner and pouts*
Oh my, this is so true.
Which would you rather have, a girlfriend or a potato?
@lizheartshakespeare – With Molly?
@anaraug – isn’t this guy clever?
@heidenkind – There are only so many things you can do with a girlfriend.
@ProfessorTom - And I suppose most of those things you could also do with a potato.
hahhhahah. Brilliant.
@heidenkind – precisely.
@anaraug - You know what else is true?
IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i
mean, roses are beautiful and fragrant and expensive – they have a long
history of denoting love and devotion.
IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water
IronChef
Foicite: and they really only exist to liven a flowerbed, and fill the
room with aroma, drawing attention to itself as a thing of beauty.
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying
IronChef
Foicite: “I will spare no expense to show you how much I love you, and
your beauty is personified in this gorgeous flower.”
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatoes are fucking root vegetables, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, they’re not even a flowering plant, and they’re cheap as hell.
IronChef Foicite: they’re also ugly as sin. all lumpy and misshapen.
IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying “i eschew tradition because i’m a cheap bastard and don’t think you’re worth a rose.”
IronChef Foicite: and potatoes may be ugly, but you can cook them and use them for food.
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying “get in the kitchen and cook me a goddamn potato, bitch”