March 9, 2009
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EPIC FAIL
I’ve had dishes to wash all week long.
I have things I’ve wanted to blog about all week long.
Sunday is my day off. I went to see Watchmen. Then I went to the store to pick up a few groceries and bumped into an old friend. Walmart didn’t have my Nutty Butters, so I had to go across the street to Target.
I was supposed to comment on all of
ehowton‘s recent blogs that he had cross-posted.I went to bed at 2330 and set the alarm for 0630. The alarm went off once or twice. When I finally crawled out of bed, it was 0830.
I had breakfast and read my subs. But no dishes were washed. No blogs (except this one) were written. I will likely be late to work.
I suck.
Comments (35)
you do not suck. The time change screwed with everyone *hugs*
I’m still exhausted from losing an hour.
I might have to skip a class today to make sure I get enough sleep to work tonight >_<
I know, man. I’ve been patiently awaiting your return. What’s more important, dishes or us, hmm? Just kidding. Hope your week evens out. I know that feeling. I’m at home now instead of going to an office and I feel even more crunched for time!
@lizheartshakespeare – You’re too kind. I fear I would have done the same thing had the time not changed.
@misswonderj – Can I skip work to make sure I get enough sleep tonight?
@ProfessorTom - I don’t think that’s how it works unfortunately…. XD
@DirtyAndShaken – I’ve been patiently awaiting your return.
I keep meaning to comment on your entry about getting the last flight out of Dodge as I have a similar heart-warming story.
What’s more important, dishes or us, hmm?
You, if you click on my ads. Not that I’m asking you to because that would be wrong. I’m just saying if I had money rolling in, I could hire a maid to increase my time spent with you. See how that works?
Hope your week evens out. I know that feeling.
Thanks. I know that I can get everything done and I know where some time is to do it in, but that means not being lazy and enjoying my veg time. This is why I suck.
I’m at home now instead of going to an office and I feel even more crunched for time!
Funny how that works out, ain’t it?
@misswonderj – Well damnit! You’re not help.
@ProfessorTom - well, we’ll never know. *smooches*
@lizheartshakespeare – That’s the beauty of my remarks.
@lizheartshakespeare – Do you think it has anything to do with not having caffeine when I first woke up? I didn’t have any real sugar or caffeine until I got into work.
No, epic fail is Obama. He kinda takes the cake when it comes to failure.
Just think of dirty dishes as a minor set-back
@ProfessorTom - Okay, I’ll give you a few extra clicks on your ads today. Sounds like you could use the pick-me-up.
@firetyger - I have to agree. When I saw ‘Epic Fail’ as the title, I figured that’s where this post is going. But you’re not alone, PT, he’s overwhelmed, too.
@DirtyAndShaken – ehowton already had that honor, but the extra $$$ is definately a plus!
@DirtyAndShaken – I HOPE HE FAILS!
@firetyger – Should I go to a Town Hall meeting and ask him for a maid?
@ProfessorTom - Sure, why not? If he complains just tell him that he’d have one job down and only 3,999,999 left to create
@firetyger – *rimshot*
@ProfessorTom – That may have something to do with it. I don’t function without caffeine…
@lizheartshakespeare – For me it’s not so much the caffeine as much as it is the sugar. I needs me some sugar to get started in the morning. Coffee delievers both.
@ProfessorTom – I think I’m the same way. I just equate one with the other.
If I do your dishes, will you do my laundry?
@heidenkind – I’ll do something, but it might not be your laundry!
@ProfessorTom - Do tell!
But doing dishes is fun! … And the DST thing didn’t help anyone, I’m sure.
Hi P.T. Sometimes you just get dragged out. You are a busy guy and probably just needed a bit of rest. It happens to everybody. Have a beer, screw the dishes until you feel like doing them – or until they smell really bad. If that happens, stick them outside and hope for rain or throw them in the garbage and get new ones. Sometimes animals come by and lick mine clean. Or, put them all in your bathtub and when you shower, you’ll be killing 2 birds with one stone. Just make sure to wear rubber boots in the shower so you don’t get a spaghetti or pizza type foot fungus.
Steve
@IfonEarth – But doing dishes is fun!
I’ve got a sinkful waiting on you. If you show up in the next 30 minutes, I’ll even have the adult beverage of your choice waiting for you.
And the DST thing didn’t help anyone, I’m sure.
It sure didn’t help me.
@Lesabre500 – I just thew up in my mouth a little.
Thanks for the tip. Tomorrow’s a sick day.
@Lesabre500 – How ’bout I just screw the maid while she’s doing dishes?
@ProfessorTom - Hah .I’m eighteen and not into alcohol, anyway. xP That said, if you lived down the street or something, I might actually consider doing it.
@IfonEarth – I thought you were much older than that. You wouldn’t happen to live in the thriving metropolis of Huntsvegas, would you?
@ProfessorTom - Haha. I actually get that a lot. (People thinking I’m older than I am.) And nope, I live in California. xP
@IfonEarth – Too bad my plane ticket money is all used up.
@ProfessorTom - If the maid doesn’t mind multi-tasking. You might have to pay her time and a half though.
Hope things get better soon. Must be a drag only having Sundays off.
Take care,
Steve