August 26, 2010

• The Phone Call

  George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

  Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

  Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
  Is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
  She writes him a check.

  Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
  finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

  When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

  The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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